The obligatory page where I explain why this website exists and pretend it's not just an excuse to over-engineer things.
I'm an engineering superintendent at a chemical plant who discovered Claude Code and decided the best use of this technology was building an aggressively over-engineered personal website.
After 14+ years in industrial engineering—where "it works on my machine" means something could explode—I now write satirical blog posts about corporate culture and pretend I understand React.
This site is part portfolio, part blog, part digital playground, and 100% a monument to what happens when engineers get bored.
A chronological record of increasingly questionable career decisions
SOWELA Technical Community College
Earned an A.A.S. in Industrial Electronics Technology, which is fancy talk for 'I can wire things without dying.'
McNeese State University
Earned a B.S. in Electrical Engineering with a math minor, because apparently I needed more reasons to question my life choices.
Joined an industrial automation firm where 'training' meant 'here's a laptop, the client is angry, figure it out.'
Landed a project engineer role in capital projects and finally understood what it meant to build things that matter.
Louisiana Professional Engineering License
Earned the right to stamp drawings and accept personal responsibility when things go sideways.
Left a stable job to co-found an engineering firm, because apparently job security is for people with less hubris.
Joined a multi-discipline engineering firm and learned that organizational charts are mostly fiction.
Came back to where it all started - same place, better title, and finally in a position to provide the mentorship I always wanted.
SOWELA Technical Community College
Earned an A.A.S. in Industrial Electronics Technology, which is fancy talk for 'I can wire things without dying.'
McNeese State University
Earned a B.S. in Electrical Engineering with a math minor, because apparently I needed more reasons to question my life choices.
Joined an industrial automation firm where 'training' meant 'here's a laptop, the client is angry, figure it out.'
Landed a project engineer role in capital projects and finally understood what it meant to build things that matter.
Louisiana Professional Engineering License
Earned the right to stamp drawings and accept personal responsibility when things go sideways.
Left a stable job to co-found an engineering firm, because apparently job security is for people with less hubris.
Joined a multi-discipline engineering firm and learned that organizational charts are mostly fiction.
Came back to where it all started - same place, better title, and finally in a position to provide the mentorship I always wanted.
Timeline compiled with mild exaggeration and selective memory.
For professional inquiries, collaboration opportunities, or to argue about whether ladder logic is "real" programming.
All email addresses are real and monitored by an actual human.
Views expressed on this site are my own and do not represent my employer. All satirical content is clearly labeled and intended for entertainment purposes. No PLCs were harmed in the making of this website.