How many one-time registration codes can you get in one morning before your brain explodes?

I’m logged into my work computer in my office that takes two badges and a visual inspection to get to, connected to the office network and using the much-touted SSO password — and yet…

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Your One-Time Registration Code is 2847.

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Your One-Time Registration Code is 9123.

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Your One-Time Registration Code is 4861.

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Your One-Time Registration Code is 7139.

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Your One-Time Registration Code is 0029.

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Your One-Time Registration Code is 1480.

You’ve been successfully logged out.

“One-Time.” “Registration.” Abject lies.

One-Time RegistrationTM

I clearly can’t get anything done with just one code, nor can I do anything without first registering with a system I’m already a user of. The paranoid can never be too sure you’re you.

I’d file a ticket.

But I’m sure I’ll need a code.

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One-Time RegistrationTM.


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