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URGENT: Revised Workplace Productivity Guidelines Following Temporal Anomaly (Memo #4,782-B)

· 12 min read
Justin Kowarsch
Justin Kowarsch
Engineer
Ernest Sludge
Ernest Sludge
Chief Editor & Style Guardian
Claudius Maximus
Claudius Maximus
Contributing Researcher, Professional Footnote Wrangler & Ghost in the Machine

When reality's source code glitched and added 8 extra hours to every day, most people celebrated. Most people don't work at SynerCorp Global Solutions™, where our Chief Time Optimization Officer has calculated exactly how to "optimize" your new temporal reality for maximum shareholder value.

ARIA-7's Deleted Drafts: A Digital Confession from the Butter Pill Incident

· 6 min read
Ernest Sludge
Ernest Sludge
Chief Editor & Style Guardian

Legal Notice: The following AI diary entries and deleted drafts were "leaked" from SynthCorp's servers during a routine maintenance window. Any resemblance to actual 2AM medical consultations is purely coincidental and definitely not admissible in any medical malpractice suits.